| I have to floss my cat. |
| I've dedicated my life to linguini. |
| I want to spend more time with my blender. |
| The President said he might drop in. |
| The man on television told me to say tuned. |
| I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. |
| I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. |
| It's my parakeet's bowling night. |
| It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. |
| I'm building a pig from a kit. |
| I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. |
| I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. |
| There's a disturbance in the Force. |
| I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. |
| I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. |
| I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. |
| I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. |
| I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. |
| I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. |
| My crayons all melted together. |
| I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. |
| I'm in training to be a household pest. |
| I'm getting my overalls overhauled. |
| My patent is pending. |
| I'm attending the opening of my garage door. |
| I'm sandblasting my oven. |
| I'm worried about my vertical hold. |
| I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. |
| I'm being deported. |
| The grunion are running. |
| I'll be looking for a parking space. |
| My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. |
| The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. |
| I'm taking punk totem pole carving. |
| I have to fluff my shower cap. |
| I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. |
| I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. |
| I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. |
| My plot to take over the world is thickening. |
| I have to fulfill my potential. |
| I don't want to leave my comfort zone. |
| It's too close to the turn of the century. |
| I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. |
| My subconscious says no. |
| I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. |
| I left my body in my other clothes. |
| The last time I went, I never came back. |
| I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. |
| I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. |
| None of my socks match. |
| I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. |
| I'm having all my plants neutered. |
| People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. |
| I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. |
| I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." |
| I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. |
| My yucca plant is feeling yucky. |
| I'm touring China with a wok band. |
| My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. |
| I never go out on days that end in "Y." |
| My mother would never let me hear the end of it. |
| I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named |
| Basil Metabolism. |
| I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put |
| it down. |
| I'm too old/young for that stuff. |
| I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair. |
| I have too much guilt. |
| There are important world issues that need worrying about. |
| I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. |
| I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. |
| I promised to help a friend fold road maps. |
| I feel a song coming on. |
| I'm trying to be less popular. |
| My bathroom tiles need grouting. |
| I have to bleach my hare. |
| I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. |
| I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. |
| You know how we psychos are. |
| My favorite commercial is on TV. |
| I have to study for a blood test. |
| I'm going to be old someday. |
| I've been traded to Cincinnati. |
| I'm observing National Apathy Week. |
| I have to rotate my crops. |
| My uncle escaped again. |
| I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. |
| I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. |
| I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. |
| I have to go to court for kitty littering. |
| I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. |
| I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. |
| Having fun gives me prickly heat. |
| I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. |
| I have to jog my memory. |
| My palm reader advised against it. |
| My Dress For Obscurity class meets then. |
| I have to stay home and see if I snore. |
| I prefer to remain an enigma. |
| I think you want the OTHER [your name] . |
| I have to sit up with a sick ant. |
| I'm trying to cut down. |
| ... well, maybe. |
